(wide-eyed) "Wow, I had no idea. I always thought I had to work multiple jobs just to make ends meet."

(smirking) "Hey, bro. What's up? You look like you could use a makeover... and a serious lifestyle upgrade."

(smirking) "Anytime, bro. Just remember - when you're living la vida loca, always keep it on the down-low... and never, ever pay full price."